What the naive folks don't know about their wonderful capitalistic Amazon is that they are, possibly, the largest distributor {merchandiser} of sex toys.
I had been working in the AFE {responsible for packing "multiple" product in one box} for at least three months, then one night I reached into a cubby and pulled out what was obviously a dildo and a vibrator. "Holy shit!" I let out as I carried them over to my station, it was the first time I'd seen this sort of product at Amazon.
The lady co-worker next to me leaned over, saw the items and laughed. "Oh yeah," she said as she went back to her station; "Amazon distributes sex toys..." she laughed again; "The biggest sellers are located in California, there's even some Japanese sex toys, a bunch of bondage stuff...just about anything you can think of!"
I packed the two items in a medium sized box and tossed it onto the conveyor that would take it to slam. "I didn't know Amazon sold...distributed...sex toys." I remarked.
She smiled; "Yup, Amazon sells, either out-right or for clients nearly anything...they even sell this female masturbation machine called a sybian, it's really expensive too."
I'd already heard about a Sybian, what a device they were, the adult videos of women using them were quite erotic, some were even pornographic. It struck me as totally weird that Amazon would be involved in selling a sybian, when you could easily order them for the original site.
Then came "peak," the busiest time of the year for Amazon; I and my fellow co-workers packed a lot of sex toys and sex-oriented stuff during that time. Some were wrapped up in black plastic but were pretty easy to tell what they were, while others were simply in the box...like the "Battery Operated Boyfriend" type of toys.
I discovered that starting in late January, a lot of sex toys started to flow from Amazon to customers, many of them were gifts, you could tell they were gifts because of what was printed on the "P Slip" {it's like a receipt}. Of course if they were a gift, there was no price on the P Slip, only what it was and then on another P Slip you get some kind of "to and from" sort of thing.
Asking why the large out-go of sex toy products, I was told: "Valentine's day is coming up, Amazon always has a lot of them going out then,"
One night I packed a box with a cock-looking dildo, a BOB, butt plug, some kind of lubricant, fuzzy handcuffs and a cheaply made nurse's outfit. With the first item being scanned, the P Slip machine started to kick out little slips of paper, and when I had finished putting the items in the box, I reached over and got the slips.
There were three: two of them listed what the product was, the third was a note for the one receiving the gift. "Happy Valentine's Day, hope your night is a lot of fun. To Becky from Cousin Sharon."
Totally amazing, to find out that the world's largest merchandiser, which makes millions a year, and its profits going to Mr Bezos and his cronies and all of the big shots...and to the investors---is indeed, the largest distributor, merchandiser of sex toys.
Actually who would have really thought of that? Well I guess somebody who wanted a sex toy but didn't want to go to an adult sex toy site to order it, or wanted a wider selection of toys. A naive customer would be surprised to find out that their dear Amazon was, in fact, dealing in pornographic materials, that is, if you classify sex toys as being somewhat pornographic.
So next time you have the urge to purchase a sex toy, either for yourself or for a loved one, go to Amazon's site and search "sex toys" and you will be amazed.
Links:
Sex Toys
The Sybian, sold by Amazon
Sexy Outfits
...and no this isn't an ad for shit found at Amazon, this is simply a distribution of information as to what good-old Amazon is up to!
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